SOUTHERN GIRLS :-) Good GRITS!

Oh Lawdy me, Ah think Ah'm going t' have the Vapohs...(gently fanning myself and glistening..)

  deexxoo, Southern Belle, through and through.

 

 

 

You Know GRITS .. GIRLS RAISED IN THE SOUTH !!! Southern girls know bad manners when they see them: Drinking straight out of a can. Not sending thank you notes. Velvet after February. White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day. Southern girls know the three types of school: Ballroom, Ballet, Charm. Southern girls appreciate their natural assets: Dewy skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable, Southern drawl. Southern girls know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Why, no, Billy!" Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions: "Y'all come back!" "Well, bless your heart." "Drop by when you can." "How's your mother?" "Love your hair." Southern girls don't sweat....they glisten. Southern girls know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern girls have more fun than should be allowed. Southern girls know their three R's: Rich Richer Richest Southern girls know their vacation spots: The Beach The Beach The Beach Southern girls know the joys of June, July, and August: Summer tans Wide brimmed hats Strapless sun dresses Southern girls know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Sugah Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts: Gone With the Wind Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Southern girls know their religions: Baptist Methodist Football Southern girls know the seasons: Recruiting Spring Training Practice Football Needlework Southern girls know their country breakfasts: Red-eye gravy GRITS Country ham Mouth watering homemade biscuits Southern girls know their cities dripping with Southern charm: Richmond Charleston Savannah Birmingham Nawlins' NASHVILLE ... Southern girls know their elegant gentlemen: Men in uniform. Men in tuxedos. Rhett Butler, of course. Y'all know Southern girls are quick on the drawl. Southern girls know their prime real estate: The Mall The Country Club The Beauty Salon Southern girls can teach anyone to flirt ... Slowly lower your eyelashes. Listen carefully to everything he says. Speak r-e-a-l slow. Southern girls know the three deadly sins: Bad hair Bad manners Bad blind dates Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fo'evah! G irls R aised I n T he S outh   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~    www.heavenlyhands.net/terrislinks.html Links, Urgent info.   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We're being threatened by Hurricane Frances in Florida! http://www.heavenlyhands.net/hurricane.html Adv:  http://tpmr.com/??1236